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I just received my March 2010 issues of Maxim and here are selected Jokes from it.  Who’s a fan of the Big Bang Theory by the way?  Kaley Cuoco is on the Cover.  Can she get any hotter than on the show?  I like the tag line,  “Kaley Cuoco splits our atoms.”

Your dog is in heat joke:  A cop visits a redneck on a hot day.  He observes the redneck’s dog tied under a tree, going crazy and obviously in heat.  He says to the redneck, “Your dog is in heat.” “No,” says the redneck, “she’s under a tree in the shade.” “No” says the cop, “your dog needs to be bred!” “Nah,” says the redneck, “she just ate.” “No”, says the cop, “your dog needs to have sex!” “Oh,” says the redneck, “go ahead I always wanted a police dog!”  ~Jon Tanz

Slip of the Tongue joke:  Joe has a broken leg.  Mike comes over and ask, “How you doing’, Joe?”  Joe says, “Do me a favor: Run upstairs and get my slippers.”  Mike goes upstairs and see Joe’s gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters.  He says, “Your dad sent me up there to have sex with both of you.”  One girl replies, “Get out of here.   Prove it.”  Mike shouts downstairs, “hey, Joe, both of ‘em?”  Joe shouts back, “Of course, both of ‘em!  What’s the point of effing one?”  ~Kevin Berton

Locomotive Love joke:  A man and a woman who have never met find themselves in a sleeping car on a train.  Tired, they fall asleep-he in the upper berth, she in the lower.  Later on the guy leans down and wakes the woman, saying, “Would you be willing to reach into the closet and get me a second blanket?”  “I have a better idea,” she replies.  “Just for tonight, let’s pretend we’re married.”  “Great idea!” he says.  “Good,” she replies.  “So get your own damn blanket.”  After a moment of silence, the man farts. ~ Dan Dailey

Tagged as: Big Bang Theory, Jokes, Kaley Cuoco, March 2010, Maxim, Yolks

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